@tortorr showing off her @3rdeyevisionla glasses the #stepgirl…butt first.
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There is something magical to be said about a girl or multiple girls who think they are in committed relationships with me – even though we’ve never met, and they’ve only seen me with my mask on…
I guess my words are just that charming and seductive when I offer to lock them in my basement for romantic reasons….
Or maybe, the world is a twisted and horrible place…
Here are some morning links – just after my tinder love letters…
Tori Spelling Has a Nervous Breakdown
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Things That Look Like a Penis
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Honey Boo Boo is Cancelled
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Junior Hockey Coach Freaks the Fuck Out…
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Girl Mad She Wasn’t Nicki Minaj when she Woke Up After Dental Surgery
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I Like Sara Malakul Lane
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Underboob!
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Freshman Who Got to Bang Lisa Ann
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Seniors React to Nicki Minaj
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The Sex Scenes in 50 Shades of Grey are Being Re-Shot
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Cement Mixer Gets Stuck
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Kids React to Brussel Sprouts
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