Alexa Vega is Robert Rodriguez’s Spy Kid bride, who he still casts in all of his movies from my understanding, because I assume he had sex with her, seeing as 16 is probably legal in Mexico, where he is from, and filming a movie together, or in this case, three movies together, in such close proximity – could lead to teaching her how to give her first BJ…a BJ she has taken to married life…with the guy I assume is in this picture, that she’s riding from behind while on a cruise…and that I am posting because I guess I’m a creepy voyeur…who cares about little pink bathing suit bottoms before / after sex.