There was a #stepGIRLS shoot in NYC last night.
I wasn’t invited.
But I was able to sit on my couch and stare at my fat wife eating cake, knowing one day she will expire…hopefully sooner than later…so that I can turn my sexting with strangers into more sex with strangers…
Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….
15 Halloween Costumes that have Stepped it Up
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NYPD Sergeant Plotted to Molest Her 1 Year Old…WTF
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Kim Kardashian Thinks She’s a Modern “I Love Lucy”
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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Tommy Lee Jones Hates Jim Carrey
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Dickbutt Drone
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15 Creepiest Pizza Box
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Katie Holmes’ Own Boring Story
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Russell Brand is Probably Gay
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Girl Plays Downton Abbey on Piano
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College Student Hits 4 Shots to Win $10k
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20 Passive Aggressive Notes By Children
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How to Make a Hit halloween Pop Song
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