If you are trying to get a girl to have sex with you – do not tell her that she shouldn’t be scared to come home with you because you only murder homeless people, especially if you don’t murder homeless people, because she will find you weird and the defense that they don’t pay taxes or have a civic address means they aren’t actual people and in turn don’t count when you kill them, won’t hold up in court…and it won’t hold up when debating why she should go home with you…
Here are some morning links…
Really Stupid Extreme Sports
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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Totally Unretouched Photo of Britney Spears
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Bathroom Mirror Prank
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The Interception of the Year
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Rachel Bilson in a Bikini
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Chinese Chicken Themed Pop Song
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Protest Signs of the Day
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Dancing Roommate
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12 Clever Repurposed Things
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Alyssa Arce in a Black and White Shoot
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Young Boston Fan
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Mascots that Will Lose Their Job
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Lais Navarro is Modelling Bikinis
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3 Year Old VS Rubiks Cube
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Baby Gorilla Killed at the San Francisco Zoo – Because Zoo’s are Inhumane
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Jessa Duggar Didn’t Bang Her Husband in Church
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11 Awesome Dad Reflexes
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Dudes Ruining Photos of Babes
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