My new response to people who ask me why I wear a mask is – “everyone wears a mask, I am just more literal” – it’s the hipster response…
I also like telling girls “I prefer whores to charge by the hour, or scene, or dance, than whores to whore while thinking they aren’t whores”…
I am full of great insight today…
Dude In England Dismembered his Father to Build a TV Stand
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Phoebe Price is Dreamy
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Girls Tugging at Their Clothes
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Tila Tequila Shat Out a Baby
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Husband Films Wife Singing Salt-N-Pepa
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Alexandra Eriksson is Hot in a Bikini
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Victoria Silvstedt Whore in a Bikini
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13 Lego Creations that are Crazy…
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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18 Bootleg Action Figures
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Fuel Tanker Avoids Crushing Idiot Driver
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Natalie Dormer Knows How She Wants to Die on Game of Thrones
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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