It’s hard to get excited about the weekend when everyday is the weekend, and you’ve been drunk for god knows how long, even though we all know there is no god….unless I am god…I mean I pretend I am to all my tinder girlfriends who ignore me…and who refuse to meet me because they can’t deal with realizing I am not god…but that may change tonight…because I’ve been throwing out invitations for unshowered ass licking and apparently girls are very into that having their unshowered ass licked…and they don’t seem to really have standards as to who they will let do it…they’ll just have anyone lick their unshowered asses…that works for me…because maybe the e.Coli will put me out of my misery..
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Jimmy Kimmel Made Kim Kardashian’s Ass a Snowblower…
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NYPD Slams Fare Beater in Face with Nightstick
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Ferret has a Jump Fail
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Mirror Selfies
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Rose McGowan’s Full Frontal
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Cats Barf To Techno…
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Kim Kardashian is Ready for her Daughter to Pose Naked
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Michael Phelp’s Girl was Born with a Dick
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Slut of the Day
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16 Moments in Bromance History
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Julianne Moore of the Day…
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Taylor Swift VS Basketball
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Minka Kelly Does Fitness
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Nicola Peltz is So Slutty
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The Hottest WWE Divas
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Underboob of the Day
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John Stamos has a Weird Belly Button
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Some Disgusting GIFs
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Daddy Saves Compilation
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Sofia Vergara Hiding Her Old Ass
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Prank it Forward
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Emmy Ratajkowski is Whoring
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Lindsay Lohan is Ready to Act.
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1990s JC Penny Christmas Catalog…
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Father and Daughter Create a Sustainable Condom
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Lea Michele Boring On Set
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Japanese Flip Books
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Beyonce is Bad at Photoshop
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Bai Ling is So Fucking Weird of the Day
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Rolling Glass – Whatever the fuck that means.
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Pictures of People
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50 Sexiest Photoshoots of 2014
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Jennifer Lopez Fat ass in Yoga Pants
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Nicole Trunfio
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Why Do Rivers Curve?
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Jennifer Aniston’s Tits
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Don’t Sell Meth on the Job
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Ray J Makes 90k Every 3 Months
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Britney Spears Leaving…
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Dwight Howard’s Kid Goes to Hooters
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Luci Ford is Perfect
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Amy Jackson Wears a Bikini
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Burn Your Bra
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Jennifer Lawrence Singing
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26 Product Design Fails
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Elisabetta Canalis in Leggings
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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THROWBACK Chelsea Handler Sex Tape
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Chloe Sevigny’s 2006 Nudes
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Interactive Porn: Adventures of a Gardener
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Carlotta Champagne Strips in the Kitchen
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Busty Girls does Ice Bucket Challenge
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Redneck Trailer Loading Fail
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Christina Milian Has a Nipple
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Interview With my Homie – Porn Star – Carter Cruise
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Topless Rose McGowan
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This is Ridiculous….
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Just a Naked Amateur
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Naked Model I Like
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Mr Ear Maggots
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Naked Greek
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Benchpress Fail
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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