I dropped my phone in the toilet…and all I could think of was all my tinder girlfriends and snapchats I would never see again…because I spent all my money on my iphone 6, to fit in with the cool kids, and I could never afford another one thanks to water damage not being covered, making me think that the people at Apple iphone don’t respect alcholism, sexting while drunk pissing…and pretty much living a well rounded dirtbag life…fucking hipster pieces of shit need to get more gutter…
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