This goes out to Derek…the coolest king of Miami who isn’t from Miami but who also isn’t an uptight cunt like 90 percent of the girls I asked to be my girlfriends for the weekend last night….
The only one who agreed was on tinder and charges by the hour…
That said, Miami sucks, and so do you…here are some morning links…hungover…links…I drank until 6 am and then angry sexted the west coast until 8 am….I’m dead…but you already knew that…irrelevant
Miley Cyrus is Amazing
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Killing His Own Kid Prank
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Julia Pereira is Amazing
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10 Creepy Christmas Tattoos
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Lady Gaga Tells Howard Stern She Was Raped
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Last Second Shot of the DAy
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Lots of Asses
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Dubstep Toddler
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Gamers Full of Rage
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Lots of Redheads
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