Tis the season….I saw a captive Reindeer….and least 10 drunken pedophile Santas who look too happy to have kids on their laps…but who parent’s willing put their kids on his lap….I saw one drunk elf leaving a stripclub…because when you get paid to be a midget…you might as well make it rain…these are your glory days midget…you matter midget…
And I had at least one hooker give me a GFE…which is code of cuddling and holding hands while Christmas shopping…to feel like I still have a soul…which it turns out…I don’t…
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Creepy Santas…
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Amber Rose and her Subtle See Through Dress
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The Year in Gaming
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Kim Kardashian Crops North Out of a Pic
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Taylor Swift’s Pussy Necklace…
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