Jennifer Aniston in Allure of the Day

I don’t think Jennifer Aniston is that hot…I mean not now at 100 fucking years old, and not when she was on Friends…

I think people were only responsive because she had fat tits and hard nipples while on a hit show, when hit shows mattered…

I figure if she’s not good enough for Brad Pitt, she’s not good enough for me, throw her out like last week’s kitchen garbage, shitty sitcom star…

But I’ll still look at her dried up, menopausal, not good enough for anyone to marry….tits…in Allure’s January issue…

Jennifer Aniston in Allure of the Day December 16th, 2014