Mel Sykes….who apparently also goes by the name Melanie Sykes….fascinating…is some UK host who you’ve never heard of. She’s in her 40s, she’s part indian – dot not feature – and she’s topless on the beach for a tabloid, in a picture I figure I’d post, even though she clearly knows she is topless, this isn’t some old school invasion of privacy paparazzi shot, this is like “call the camera dude, and pull this off for the media” topless pic, that bores me, obviously, because it isn’t authentic, it lacks soul but the desperation and nipple make it all ok…It’s amazing how I just power through these things…