Miley Cyrus is a Christmas Gift of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may not be a Christmas miracle…if anything she’s the fucking worst gift you could get on Christmas..the kind of shit you want to take back but can’t because there is no return policy…like it was a sex toy that you used on the way home with some homeless bitch passed out on the bus….but as long as she’s not talking her man voice…and she’s out there getting high as fuck like other entitled rich kids…producing weird instagram videos with bows on her tits…dancing around all weird as fuck…I am all about her. I am easily swayed. Just give me unconventional shit and even if I don’t find it authentic at all…I’ll still believe because it’s better than anything the corporate record labels want her producing…

Miley Cyrus is a Christmas Gift of the Day December 22nd, 2014