This time of year always reminds me that there are perks to being a mall Santa, even if you’re not a pedophile, like the fact that if you can endure having shitty, stinky, ghetto kids on your lap for 12 hours a day, while pretending to be excited about their greedy, unworthy, shitty germ filled demands, you are bound to find at least one single mother, who has a Santa Claus fetish, who appreciates how nice you are to their kids, to suck you off in the Mall Bathroom while their shitty kids are at the toy store…
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