The nice thing about drinking my face off during the holiday season, is all the friends I make who I don’t remember…but who are drinking their faces off too because they hate their lives but are happy to be off work.. also all the mean spirited drunken texts I send loved ones…or passed loved ones…or ones who never let me love them…to let them know that I may not care…but I still want to see them rot in hell…
Tis’ the Season….
Oh and I also like the unprotected sex with strangers off tinder…
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