A wise man once told me…never trust your life in the hands of someone who couldn’t save themselves…so going into the Christmas season you can think about all these assholes think Jesus can save them, even though he couldn’t save his fucking self…
Merry Christmas you non jews…I’m drunk and eating Christmas cookies while getting vag pics sent to me because I can’t escape this horrible hell that is my life…and vag pics are my only religious experience in the most wonderfully religious time of year…where you spend money on shit no one needs to help big brands get a mid winter boost in sales…
15 Animated Christmas GIFs
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The Dude Who Got his First Boner from The Lion King
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Jay Leno Did Something Funny…Apparently…
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Cameron Diaz Engaged
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Girls tugging On Clothes
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Rosie Jones Topless for Christmas
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Obama is a Clown, Hollywood are Shitty People, Seth Rogan is a Terrorist, All This is a Publicity Stunt
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SLut of the Day
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Hilary Duff in Glasses
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Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day
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Pornstars Read How the Grinch Stole Christmas
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Offensive Christmas Fails
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30 Places Shot from Space
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Top 100 Viral Videos of 2014
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The Weeknd’s 50 Shades of Grey song “Earned It”
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Lizzy Cundy is a Disgusting Naughty Santa
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Madonna Showing off her Tits
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David Schwimmer to play Kardashian
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Vanessa Hudgens Promoting Some Bullshit
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Casey Batchelor Cleavage…..
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Christmas Fame Whores
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Jasmin Walia in Leather Shorts
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Baby Sun from the Teletubbies
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Constance Jablonski Beach Shoot
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BBC Reporter Getting High
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Laura Marano in Some Magazine
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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Wedgie
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Derek Jeter Parties with 30 Models
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Chloe Green in a Bikini
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The Best Actresses of 2014
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Bai Ling Pokies During
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10 Dogs Who Made Nativity Scenes Better
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Fingers Percolator Glass water BONGS
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Naughty Elf
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Sherilyn Fenn 1990 Nudity
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Interesting Candle Holder
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Christmas Strip…
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Big Dildo!
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Mommy Likes to Masturbate
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Sexiest Office Christmas Party…
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Working the Dildo
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Fucked up Titties
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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