I spent the night at the stripclub, because I always like to get into the Christmas spirit by doing charity work for single mothers with drug addictions…by giving them 10 dollars a song to show me their vaginas and hump my legs..
I kept calling last night’s stripper’s vagina the wet reindeer, because the red colored clit that was hanging out, reminded me of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer guiding my sleigh….
Here are some morning links…
Drunk Santas!!
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Pussy on the Sneak Attack
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Rumer Willis in Fishnets…
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Turnt Up Christmas Playlist
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Astronomically Correct Twinkle Song
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My Friend Maitland Ward is the Christmas Hooker of the Year
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Girls in Bed
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Dennis Rodman Sues a Videogame Company
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Eggnog Chugging Fail….
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Nutcracker Fails
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Selfies of the Day
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How a Homeless Man Spends $100
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Kendall Jenner is Slutty
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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