Evangeline Lilly for Esquire of the Day

Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009. She was on Lost, I never watched Lost, but people watched Lost, I just know the fat guy from Blow was in it, and I guess compared to his massive tits, she was the next in line for busty babe…and I never thought she was hot, because I don’t get sucked into things like the babe a show decides is a babe and shoves down my throat, but maybe I jsut hate Canadians because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..for being the actual terrorist.

I guess she’s decided to get back into the workforce, 5 years later, and the way she’s decided to re-introduce herself is with lingerie pics in Esquire…which may not be a sex tape, but it’s still lingerie…and she may not be in her 20s anymore, and she may be pushing 40, but thanks to photoshop, she’s lookin fine to me.

Evangeline Lilly for Esquire of the Day December 29th, 2014