My internet was cancelled, because paying bills is for pussies, so now I am in some random person’s cabin in the middle of the woods I though was a good idea to go to, while I was drunk…because we all could use a holiday getaway sometimes…especially since there is internet here…unfortunately, there is also three hooker looking girls with broken down faces and some dude raging on what I assume is meth…for the last 36 hours….but at least there is internet..
I figure ring in the new year like some kind of socialite…only my St Barts or Caribbean villa is hell.
This is why I don’t leave my house or socialize…unless I have to.
Here are some morning links…
Taylor Swift’s Cat’s Have the Dumbest Names
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Screech’s GF is Amazing
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16 Horrible but Amazing Holiday Socks
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Aaron Paul is the Next Han Solo
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Girls with Rockin’ Selfies…
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Pam Anderson in a Bikini
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16 Stupid Elevator Stunts
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Dad Fucks With his 17 Year Old Daughter
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Throwback to Rihanna Naked
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Khloe Kardashian’s Pants Off Photoshoot
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Girls with Red Lipstick!
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Madonna is Mad
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20 Horrible Dad Jokes
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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