Why is it that most Mexican women in their 40s look like little Mexican trolls, all full of corn tortillas and babies…living in some mud hut, when not trying to jump fences into the USA to work in California or Texas as cleaning ladies…and not like Salma Hayek, because I can assure you, that if they did look like Salma Hayek, I would revisit my half Mexican roots, and move there to hire a different one each night for 20 US dollars, like my friends do when they go to CUBA or South East asia…
I mean sure, Salma Hayek isn’t looking her best now that she’s old and tired, but she’s still pretty fucking fantastic and that’s coming from a self hating Mexican, because my Mexican mom was a hooker who neglected me…leading me to this horrible existence…where I take out all my issues on Mexican woman…except maybe for Salma Hayek …because I want to breast feed and call her mommy…she’s the right age for that…and her tits look perfectly suited for it…I guess this is the opposite of Daddy issues.