I guess the holidays are over for a bunch of white collar, uppity motherfuckers in high paying office jobs, who don’t realize that they’ve got it made, because they are still chasing the fucking carrot held over their head that is their friend or co-worker who makes more than them, because that is the American Dream…buying shit you don’t need to have a strong social media illusion…and being forced to work 80 hours a week to try to afford it…instead of scaling back, lowering the quality hooker you fuck, moving on a beach in the third world, and sitting all fucking day, so that everyday can be a fucking holiday…idiots.
That said, follow me on instagram – @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and snapchat…because snapchat is the latest vehicle to send nudes and I’m all for it…even if it only lasts 5 seconds…because 5 sccond of pussy is better than zero…. @drunkenstepdad
Here’s a creepy thing the record player did – while listening to Johnny Cash…we call it DJ GHOST….
Here are some morning links…in the morning….
The Dude who Got Cursed Out trying to get a Kristen Stewart Autograph….
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Girls in Lingerier
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Sly Stallone will be in another Rambo
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12 Moments When Quick Reflexes Came in Handy
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Old People React to Kim Kardashian’s Nudes
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Heidi Klum Showers in a Bikini
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People who Summon Birds like a Disney Princess
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Boston Cop Arrested after Using Racial Slurs
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Real Models as Barbie Dolls
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Ana Braga in a Bikini
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This Disney Prince is a Viral Hero
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Summary of 2014
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20 Camouflaged Pets….
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Aaron Paul Addresses Han Solo Rumors…
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Brad Pitt Song of the Day
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7 Year Old Loses His Tooth with a Golf Ball
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8 People Who Walked in Front of the Camera by Accident
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Malia Obama Pro Era Shirt…
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