Morning Hangover Dump of the Day



I have arthritis in my hands from 20 years of sexting…which according the the book, that says it takes 10 years to master anything….means I am a seasoned veteran, a pro even….and I think your pussy pics in my phone are a testament to my hard work and sacrifices to the cause….especially when each stroke of the keyboard brings more and more pain….

One day, it will all seize up….and I’ll have to either quit this life, like a miner with black lung, or I’ll just use the dictation software on the iphone…either way…the end is near so contribute to my cause…

Here are some morning links…in the morning….

Amazing British Tits…because…Tits.

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A Couple Miami Nobodies in Bikinis

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Today in Underboobs

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Two Grown Men Rock Kid’s Instruments

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Miley Cyrus Nose Bleed

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Unexpected Thug Life – The Golfing Edition

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Beyonce and Jay Z’s New Years Message

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The Girl From Uncle Buck Drinks Placenta…

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A Bunch of Heidi Klum in Bikini Pics

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Jimmy Kimmel Stumps Stoners

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Ant Man Trailer

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Honest Trailer of Taken

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Drake Doesn’t Like a Comedian’s Impression of Him

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Find the Best Porn EVER

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day January 7th, 2015