Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It has come to the point in my internet pervert career where I can’t handle all the girls I sext thanks to low level internet fame, and I need an assistant to talk dirty to them, to jerk off to their nudes, and to listen to them have orgasms all while pretending to be me…

The job doesn’t pay…but I don’t have enough hands to manage this…

Maybe I’ll have to give up on other aspects of life to focus on this…like updating this site…I threw it all away because 100 girls are too demanding on my fingers…

In the event you don’t know what I do when Hibernating through winter…it’s drink and sext….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Drink Holder of the Day

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Girls In Bed

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Brad Cooper’s Girl Suki Waterhouse Looks 12 in her Bikini

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Robot Sketch Artist

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How Boys Reacted to Being Asked to Slap a Random Woman

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J.J. Abrams is Terrified of Doing Star Wars

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Iggy Azalea in White Slut Gear SHowing Off Her Fat Hooker Ass

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Giada Laurentiis TIts

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Real Life Peter Griffin

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Dude Charged With Murder After Throwing Daughter Off the Bridge

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Hot Redheads

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day January 8th, 2015