In the event that you are living in the past, and you probably are, because you have nothing going on in the present, and no prospects for the future, and the only thing that was good was the glimmer of hope your life wouldn’t be like this 10 years ago, which at the time wasn’t the glory days, but in these times is…
Then you’ll appreciate your crush, Jessica Alba, who has gone on to make hundreds of millions of dollars, with this ass, thanks to shitting out a couple of babies, destroying her vagina, a small price to pay for the benjamins….in a bikini…posing with Cocktail shrimp.