I was up all night at Golden Globe parties…if you consider Golden Globe parties being locked in a 450 square foot one bedroom basement apartment with some obese globe shaped, donut loving, slag who pays my rent because I married her, tossing and turning and snoring…in some kind of sleep apnea nightmare that should end with death but instead ends with her eating more fucking donuts…because apparently…when you and I dream of eating ass, this pig dreams about getting all the donuts before they are officially considered day old…
This is my life…
Here are the stepLINKS…
Monday Thigh Gaps…
GO
Chrissy Teigen is the Fucking Worst..
GO
High School Teacher Busted for Fucking Student
GO
Roasting A Marshmallow Over Active Volcano
GO
Fox News Muslim No Go Zones Segment…
GO
Woman Kissed a Stranger on Kiss Cam
GO
Jessica Chastain Golden Globes Tits
GO
Downhill Beer Delivery….
GO
Football is Violent…
GO
Doggy Ball Boy..
GO
Katherine Waterston Topless in The Babysitter…
GO