Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Getting drunk with recently turned 18 year old high school drop outs is always more fun when there is a drunk inuit crying at the bar because her sister just died of alcohol poisoning…or some shit…trying to make me feel sorry for her…when we’ve all got problems…but the high light of my night was more in the form of some girl, who hates the site, who told me I lost my edge 9 years ago, and who wants me dead…..sending me nude snap chats telling me how shitty I am….it’s like bitch, if you’re spreading your asshole saying “you suck at life”…I feel like I’ve won at life…all while sucking at life…interesting…

Here are some morning links…

GIrls Tugging At Their Clothes

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Jennifer Aniston Grabbing Ass at the Golden Globes

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ESPN Stars Read Mean Tweets

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Matthew Mcconaughey’s Dazed and Confused Audition Tape

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Sean Penn and Pam Anderson were Drunk for Haiti

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Breathalyzing Celebs at the Golden Globes

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Caitlin Stasey Topless

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New Avengers Trailer

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Charlie Sheen Kisses Some Dude on the Mouth

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If Kim Jong-Un – Directed the Interview

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Smoke Fills D.C. Subway

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New Publicity Stunt Pornstar – Before and After Make-Up

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Brian Williams is Into His Daugther Getting Her Ass Eaten on Girls

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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day January 13th, 2015