Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The worst thing about being a hermit is living with an unemployed, on disability, obese woman who constantly bothers me…

The best thing about being a hermit is no pants, showers, small talk or other social conventions they are trying to control you with.

I guess with the internet, social media, sexting…there’s no real need to leave the house anyway…so if you’re reading this outside of your house…you’re a dying breed. Stop being such an over achiever. The world is scary out there. People get shot…

If you don’t care what I have to say…then #tits..

Here are some steplinks in the MORNING….

Women in Texas With Guns…

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Pics of No Pants Day in New York

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Women Stand Up Pee for the First Time

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Miley Cyrus Internet Porn – If You Missed It

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Chris Brown is Done with Nigga Parties

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Titty Restaurants are Making Money…

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Basketball Play of the Day

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Bella Thorne is in Cosmo

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Victoria Beckham’s in High Heels

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Honest Trailer of Gone Girl

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2 Chainz on Fox News Talking About Weed

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day January 14th, 2015