When you’re an obese hermit, trapped in a shit hole apartment with an even more obese woman, during the deep Canadian freeze, you have little options but to sit on your phone all day, since you don’t move and don’t own a TV, playing on TINDER talking to gems sucking on dildos…..maybe I just attract a weird crowd…who eventually add me on snapchat – drunkenstepdad – where they show me their vaginas…so many vaginas…and even one getting fucked up the ass video…which makes all the unsolicited dick pics worth it…
Here are some morning links…
Christina Aguilera’s Pimpin Out Her Daughter…
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Woman Fakes her Own Death to Break Up With Someone
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Girls Got Some Legs
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Lindsay Lohan’s Doing a Superbowl Commercial
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Plastic Ball Prank
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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples
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David Guetta Maintains Scam That he is an Actual Artist…
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Pull Up Dance
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Tom Hardy Drops Out of Suicide Squad
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Johnny Depp is a French Pirate
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A Man Posted Live Updates on his Wife’s Cheating On Reddit
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Some Girls in Selfies…
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Redneck VS Industrial Aircompressor
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