Keeping things basic with @sarahlikesthis and her shitty selfies
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I have decided that I have mastered the art of seduction. Anyone who I guide through their sexting, has managed to close. I think I should write a book to help all you helpless fucks get pussy pics, or even pussy, but I would rather stare at the girls I sex with, than help your sorry ass….this is why I am not a millionaire…or even dot com billionaire…
Here are some morning links…
Jesus in a Dog’s Ear
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Old Man Kicks Snake
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Billy Crystal Hates Gay People
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No Wait He Hates All Sex on TV
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Iggy Azalea’s Booty in Shorts
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Truck Slips on Ice
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Jennifer Lopez Whoring on the Tonight Show
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Random No Name Girl in a Bikini
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Sex Trophy You’ll Never Have
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Bat Mobile Baby Stroller
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Sports Troll of the Day
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The Guy Who Shaved Kim Kardashian’s Face into His Head
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Rat Hates Broccoli
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