My first tinder friend that I know of has contracted herpes thanks to using Tinder, because in case you didn’t know, no one uses condoms anymore, they are for sick people in the 80s, and this sexed up, porn influenced generation fuck everyone…so it was bound to happen…but still shitty for her…
What is even more shitty, is that she sent me a video the night she thinks she got it or the night she gave it to another guy…of her having raw sex with a motherfucker…not because she ever sent me videos of her fucking before…but because of some weird cosmic fate…or coincidence…so we can forever watch and reference that video as pre-herp…
Let it be a lesson to all you tinders…use condoms…herpes hurt….
Here are some links…in the morning.
Jessie J Sings With her Mouth Closed for Harvey Weinstein with Graham Norton
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Sophia Loren Porn
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Conan Interviewed Archer
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Amber Rose on a Jet Ski in a Thong is Unhygienic
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How to Make Perfect Bacon
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Girls Holding Cameras….While Half Naked
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Iggy Azalea’s Butt Cheek
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Mario Lopez Lost His Virginity at 12
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Hilary Swank’s Man SKin
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Driver Hits Slow Motion Train
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Car Selfies.
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits.
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Paris Hilton Cougar!
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100 Million Dollar NYC Apartment
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