Being a professional sexter is a pretty unfulfilling life….
It’s just a lot of disappointing masturbation sessions…that involve real people instead of porn….so that they can judge you for you inability to get hard…while porn never does…
But I’ll keep doing it – because I prefer living in the prison hell I built myself…
Here are some morning links…
Girls Squeezing into Jeans
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Bed of the Day
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Kim Kardashian has Been Taking Selfies Since She Was 4
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Thug Life Compilation….
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Lea Michele Cleavage….
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Fleshlight Promo Video
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Behati in Lingerie….
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Demi Lovato Panty Flash…
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Obama Throws Shade
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Hot Girls in Bed….
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Dance Lessons from Kat Graham Vampire Diaries
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Man Brought Mom’s Corpse to Bank to Make a Withdrawal
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Man Street Twerk
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Porn Star Sings You are My Sunshine
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