Want to know what isn’t exciting – going to the hospital because you were found passed out drunk in a snowbank bleeding from your head. It’s like 2 am amongst sick people, dying people, when all you have a a head injury that you could very well Natasha Richardson with, but that you’re too drunk to really care and more importantly, not drunk enough to know this hangover will fucking suck.
At least I made friends with a 45 year old crackhead who looks 85, having some kind of convulsion….And by Friends I mean I was staring at her exposed nightmare of a vagina….real life sexting….and it is awful…..
The full moon happened last night!
Here are some morning links….
BikinI Bridge Boners
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Will You be My Instagram Girlfriend
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Randy Quaid’s AMazing Video
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Every 90s Commercial
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Topless Activists in Brazil
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Farrah Abraham Tits.
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People Drink Sewage!
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Italian Grandmother Gets a Strike
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Game of Thrones Actor Lifts Log
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Daredevil Has a Trailer
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Replay – Channing Tatum Checking Out Mom Tits
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Water Ho
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Hot Yoga Poses
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Multiple Car Accidents
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