Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

I guess I should update the site…even though it’s the Grammys and everyone knows that the world ends when the Grammy’s happen…everything stops…at least that’s my excuse for doing blow with crackheads with fat asses, which is an unusual thing, usually crackheads are emaciated, until 6 in the morning….

That said, earlier today some little kid just said “daddy that man is following us” I was like “don’t compliment yourself – even if I was into that you’re not that cute sweetheart. ”

Here are some links…

Victoria’s Secret Give Valentine’s Day Advice

GO

The First SI Plus Sized Model isn’t the First SI Plus Sized Model

GO

Britney Spears Lingerie Looks Legit

GO

Tinder Whore of the Day

GO

Polar Bear Roams the Streets of London

GO

Girls Who Bend at the Waist are Pretty Magical…even though All Girls Technically Bend at the Waist…

GO

Charlotte McKinney Looks Like Broken Down Florida Trash

GO

Mila Kunis Likes Her Tits

GO

The Dirt Bike Dog

GO

Celebrities as Little People is Some Weirdness

GO

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy February 6th, 2015