Julianne Hough Does the Fucking Splits of the Day

Julianne Hough likes to throw out reminders that she’s totally capable of being a stripper, but that she’s not, because she’s LA, and maybe her family is connected in the industry, allowing her to do something as useless as dance, or becoming professionally trained at dance….leaving her to do slutty seductive things she can pretend is just her art in elevators for Canadian actresses on a popular show..but at least there’s social media…I mean what would we do without it…jerk off to people we actually know, in person…that’s fucking creepy…better to jerk off to strangers…you’ve never met, never will meet, but who you saw on tv…

Julianne Hough Does the Fucking Splits of the Day February 9th, 2015