I spent my Valentines Day shitting and puking on myself, which was a disappointment because I would rather spend my Valentine’s Day shitting and puking on a girl so sad and lonely on Valentine’s Day that she lets me shit and puke on her, you know one of those bitter girls from Facebook writing all that Valentines Day hate…so lonely you know you could manipulate her into scat, not because you are into that or really want that…but because you know you can and when a girl lets you shit on her, you take her up on it, because you never know when you can find another one like that…right..
Here are some stepLINKS in the morning for me.
Today in Thigh Gaps!
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The 5 Foot 7 Kid Who Learned How to Dunk
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Doutzen Kroes is Good in a Bikini
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SNL Audition Footage Including Passes on Zach Galfinakis
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Big Tits in a Bikini
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Betty White Making Out with Brad Cooper
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A Man Who Loves Thunder Snow
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Some Spiders on the Motherfucking Wall
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Hacker Gang Takes 1 Billion from Worldwide Banks
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Kanye West Performance Art Weirdness…
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Kardashian Kids at a Fashion Show
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