Here’s a video that I assume kids and new immigrants will be watching for their American History portion of their Citizenship test. The kind of video that they should be showing in schools, to keep History interesting, because there is nothing more amazing about seeing a porn star simulate a blowjob with her cold sore while naming off a president in order of their presidency. It’s a new kind of really weird, nerdy, socially awkward fetish…that could make porn obsessed America a smarter, more informed place…