I like low rent sugar babies, you know the kind of sugar baby who is dabbling with being a sugar baby, and doesn’t really get the concept, but thinks she’s sugar babying just because she met you on a sugar daddy site and you’ve taken her to a Days Inn on the side of a highway….Hotel Life Baby…
If she’s really lucky, you paid the extra 8 dollars for the breakfast…the whole night costs you 50 bucks…to hang with some curious college girl dabbling in the movement.
Without low rent sugar babies, who for the record, are less expensive than actual street hookers, they just don’t realize it….I’d still be fucking street hookers…
Here are some morning links….
Bieber Taking Loads to the Face
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A Bunch of Girls in Bikinis
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Anna Kendrick Ballerina Porn
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A.Rod’s Apology Letter to his Fans is Pretty Funny
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Bill Murray is the Dead Mayor
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Lindsay Lohan is a Magical Creature – THat’s Why She’s Above the Law
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Some Sofia Bush in a White T-Shirt for the 3 of You Who Know who Sofia Bush Is…
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Julia Pereirra is Amazing in Lingerie
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Pirates of the Caribbean 5 is Happening…Making it More Like Porn than it Ever Was Before…Can’t Wait for 13
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Conan Went to Cuba
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A Bunch of Mardi Gras Pics
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Obama Doesn’t Want You Calling the Muslims Terrorists
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The Manny Pacquiao is Willing to Pay 5 Million Fine if He Fails Drug Test
Calvin Harris DJ Bulge
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The Anastasia AShley Video You Should Fucking Watch
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