My sexting line today was “I have 7 minutes to get off, I am going to look at pics of you and see what comes of it”…
It works because apparently, girls like things presented to them as challenges….
Even if they don’t want to get me off, that sense of urgency makes them try their best to get me off…
The timeline makes things seem less creepy…like this needs to happen…here and now…
Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…
The Kid Who Got Charged With Assault After Acting Out 50 Shade of Grey
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Girls Tugging At Their Clothes
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Cameron Diaz Tattoo of the Day
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Victoria Silvstedt’s in a Bikini
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Kate Hudson in Some SHorts
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Real Life Giant Robot
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This Motherfucker can JUMP
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Michael Keaton Putting Away his Oscar Speech
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Behind the Back Shot
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Anna Kendrick Does Twitter.
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Some Aussie Trick Shots
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