Jessica Simpson in Short Shorts of the Day

Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can…

All this to say, she looks amazing…photoshopped, old, half retarded hick with a homosexual father peddling bullshit cheap products to people who can’t even afford her discount prices or not…I’m into it…but that’s just because I am into everything, I am so open minded and welcoming as a person…

Jessica Simpson in Short Shorts of the Day March 4th, 2015