Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I decided to use my what I learned on facebook about penis size as my opening line at the bar last night, because I know any girls I approach saw the article, since facebook determines everything the world sees…you know establishing common ground….only to destroy it by asking her to measure my dick with my mouth…

So the lesson of the day, my moment of inspiration, is if you get a girl talking about dicks, and your dick specifically, swag it up or get her more drunk…don’t ask her to measure your dick with your mouth….

I test these things for you, since I am married and shouldn’t be fucking other girls….so I just troll them instead…

Here’s some TINDER romance, because I am romantic…

Here are some morning links….even though it is noon….

The Girl Who Faked Going to the Oscars is Amazing

GO

Underboob!

GO

Lara Stone Divorce…Obviously…

GO

Rita ORa GoT Titties

GO

I Feel Like Dildo Cam is Not a New Thing…But It’s Getting Press

GO

Seinfeld Actor I Don’t Remember is Dead

GO

Dog Gets Owned

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Bill Cosby Smears Oatmeal on Bitches Faces…Cuz He’s a Kids TV Host and Oatmeal is Healthy

GO

Pool Trick Shots

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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Palm Springs House is For Rent

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Karma After Taunting a Dog

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Ellen Stayed Relevant By Finding the Dress People Who Broke the Internet Last Week

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Milk Filled Tits…

GO

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day March 4th, 2015