Jessica Lowndes is a bit of a joker. She’s a Canadian who moved to LA after being on Degrassi alongside Drake….who moved to LA to be on a similar show called 90210 the Desperate Attempt to Bring it Back because the real mind who understood TV at Spelling Productions was Aaron and that motherfucker is dead…and his legacy of shitty primetime soap operas that target different markets was pretty much shit on…
That said, unlike Drake, she didn’t get very successful. More importantly, she also turned her back to Canada and full immersed herself in the LA Life, which would explain why she looks like she’s had a lot of work done on her rocking body…
But more importantly, it would explain why she’s instagram modeling hard, posting as many bikini pics as possible, because she knows you don’t matter without bikini pics and followers, and bikini pics get followers, and I guess once investing in the tits, it only made sense to keep it up…
For a while, I was like “look at this desperate bitch, got on one TV show and keeps hanging on”…
But now, I kind of love it…but in my defence, I think instagram models/ hookers are a lot more fun than hollywood models and hookers, because instagram models don’t make money, so they are easy to win over and buy…while real models/hookers are out of even my tiny little budget…
All this to say…keep up the good work Canada.