My new Tinder line is “why haven’t we had penetrative vaginal or anal sex yet, I feel like you don’t like me”..
It doesn’t work.
Another thing that doesn’t work is telling a girl that you fear her pussy because it is old and used up….
So if you’re trying to get up in a girl…don’t tell her that you fear her pussy because it is old and used up….even if you are used to younger less traveled pussies…
Here are some morning links at 1 pm…
Hullahoop Girl of the Day
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So Much Underboob
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Walking Dead has an LA Spinoff
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Kerrie McMahon is a Water Whore
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The Man Who Turns Himself into Kim Kardashian
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Fat Kelly Brook is Trying to Get Fit
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Another Water Whore
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Emanuelle Chriqui Side Boob
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Johnny Depp Gets Injured on Set
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Karlie Kloss Will Be in Zoolander 2
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