Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new Tinder line is “why haven’t we had penetrative vaginal or anal sex yet, I feel like you don’t like me”..

It doesn’t work.

Another thing that doesn’t work is telling a girl that you fear her pussy because it is old and used up….

So if you’re trying to get up in a girl…don’t tell her that you fear her pussy because it is old and used up….even if you are used to younger less traveled pussies…

Here are some morning links at 1 pm…

Hullahoop Girl of the Day

GO

So Much Underboob

GO

Walking Dead has an LA Spinoff

GO

Kerrie McMahon is a Water Whore

GO

The Man Who Turns Himself into Kim Kardashian

GO

Fat Kelly Brook is Trying to Get Fit

GO

Another Water Whore

GO

Emanuelle Chriqui Side Boob

GO

Johnny Depp Gets Injured on Set

GO

Karlie Kloss Will Be in Zoolander 2

GO

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day March 11th, 2015