Sometimes I spend my nights talking to 40 year old, overly horny girls, about how their husbands don’t fuck them anymore, and how fucking horny they are…and other times…I spend my nights convincing those same girls to ride my face until they cum…because fuck their husband…he doesn’t appreciate them…
Last night, I didn’t do either of those things…but this did….
Here are some stepLINKS in the MOrning
Scorcese is Doing a Mike Tyson Movie with Jamie Foxx
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Things that Bounce…
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Pilot Draws Penis on the Fligth Radar
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Dude Gets Knocked the FUck Out at Spring BReak
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Reese Witherspoon is Opening a Hotel in Nashville
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Coco Does Lingerie
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Slipknot Guitarist Story of Being Stabbed is Great
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10 of the Oldest Bars in America
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Kassi Smith in a THong
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Revelations from the New Jobs Biography
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