I didn’t know that Kate Upton could surf. I guess it would make sense, or be a good excuse for why she was always in a bikini, I mean before being too fat for a bikini, and too fat to work as a model, and too fat for even people who like fat girls to are about her, despite her fat sloppy tits, because fat girls and fat tits….kind of come together…like you and all your friends in your circle jerk…homo.