I saw this story yesterday, I didn’t really pay that much attention to it, seeing as it is Michael Phelps and I don’t really give a fuck about swimmers…whether Olympic winning or not…I mean he’s a fucking swimmer…who cares what pisses on him….
That said, he’s got countless ridiculous sex stories, from when he fucked a hermaphrodite, and a bunch of troll-like JEwish girls I actually know…
They are either lying or he has very little standards in satsifying his weird Gold Medal winning urges…unless he seeds these stories to fuck with the media…or to help his dominatrix friends become known…
But if it is true, it makes sense, he’s a professional at watersports, some would even say the best at watersports, and has the medals to prove it…a true American hero, parlaying a life of training into getting pissed on by huge monster tits…
He’s like the new Kim Kardashian…