I already knew that my life was pathetic, but calling into the customer service people at my phone company to see how deep I could get into conversation with them, you know as a social experiment, knowing people love talking about themselves, even when being recorded for quality control, so in three calls I discovered one girl lost her virginity at 14 to a 25 year old, another girl experimented with a girl at 18….but didn’t do the eating out and the third person I spoke to was a dude who has hired hookers…more than once…
I need a radio show, I figure why not hop on some OG medium because I’m not irrelevant enough….maybe get myself an AM frequency like I was Christian Slater or some shit…
Here are some morning links, yes I know it is 1 pm…Fridays, like all days, are my weekends.
Emmy Rossum Bitches About Bieber
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Woman Gets Pulverized at the Finish Line
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Mirror Selfies
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FBI Agent of the DAy
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Kat Torres – Fame Whore
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Kate Upton – Shitty Cleavage
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Things that Bounce GIFs
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The Russian Way to Refill a Lighter is the Wrong Way
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Kaley Cuoco…Shitty Braless Pics
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Iowa Congressman reading “Sex After Sixty”
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Puppy VIdeo of the Day
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