Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent most of my nights talking to girls about growing out their bushes, not necessarily for me, but for themselves because they have been programmed by men to think that their bush is disgusting, when bush is actually the most erotic thing…

But last night, I spoke to a 21 year old about her large sized butt plug that she walks around with, I’m talking a totally normally 21 year old, who goes to college and not a 21 year old sex worker, because the world is a lot more freaky underneath the designer clothes than we think…and so many people…are anal Queens…thank you internet…because when I was 21, only the religious girls would do anal to retain their virginities.

It’s a loophole…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Girls Tugging at Clothes

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Fire Tricks

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Daveigh Chase is Hot

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Shirtless Fat Guy Going Crazy in the Crowd

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Angelina Jolie’s No Longer Got Female Reproductive Parts…The Singularity is Real

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Morning Famewhore of the Day

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Serena WIlliams in Vogue

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The Pope Loves Pizza

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Angela Simmons Booty

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Joe Simpson’s Twink Ass Licker

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Shaggy’s New Music Video…

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day March 24th, 2015