I have decided to step up my sexting game by customizing the vagina selfies being sent to me, because there is no worse feeling in sexting than when a girl gives you an archive photo she took for another dude…not that I am possessive of these strangers I have never met, and feel like they aren’t allowed to have husbands or boyfriends, but I do like my vagina, even in picture form, as close to real time…
So now, I’ve started making them take pics next to a picture of me, assholes selfies on a picture of my face…not because I am a narcissist, but because it is funny to see the things people will do for a stranger…
Humanity is not dead.
Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…
Road Rage of the DAy
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Mariel Hemingway is Saying Woody Allen TRied to Get in Her when she was Barely Legal – Because Woody Allen has a Penis
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A Bro from Iowa Was Got Caught Hiding From the Police Because He Snapchatted it…
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Jennifer Lopez’s Ass in a Tight Dress for American Idol…
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Girls Tugging at CLothes
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Miley Cyrus Got Her Horse Teeth Pulled
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Apparently Jeremy Renner Has Sex Tapes
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Paula Labaredas is a Trashy Fame Whore
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Girls in Bikinis
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Ashley Tisdale in Spandex
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Disneyland Timelapse Video
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Dog Sleeps Through Falling Off the COuch
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Yogurt Squirt! (NSFW)
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