I just ate breakfast next to 3 old, fat, probably 60 year old women and their one young 40 something who was less fat, and they were talking about sex, like how they fuck their husbands, how they suck their dicks, and for some reason, even as someone who only talks sex with people, all day, everyday, it felt so wrong getting hard to these normal suburbanites just being influenced by Fifty Shades of Grey…we’re all perverts, some of us are just better at it than others…
That said, here are some morning links…because it is Monday and that’s what you need….
Thigh Gaps!
GO
1988 Teen Party Being BRoken Up By the Parents
GO
3 Year Old Takes Bus Alone to Get a Slushie
GO
Watering Can on a Kangaroo
GO
Charlotte McKinney – Side Boob
GO
Rumer Willis Ass
GO
Jessica Alba’s Bikini
GO
Lava Meets Water
GO
Gorilla in a Public Bathroom Prank
GO