Some gay dude once told me…”we’re all a bunch of homos”….wait for it…..”homosapians”…when he was probably trying to get me to pay “prison rape” with him after a night of hard drinking…because gay dudes love fucking straight dudes…even disgusting ones…and I said “jokes like that are gonna get you gay bashed”….and apparently….they did…because he died today.
So leave your stupid jokes to yourself, and I won’t do the same…as stupid jokes are all I know…but they can kill you and will probably kill me…
Here are some morning links…in the morning…
Dennis Quaid Losing His Shit for a Kimmel Prank
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Kate Winslet Cleavage
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Famous Movies Without Greenscreens
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Best Man Speech of the Day
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Dina Lohan is Hawking LIndsay’s Shit….Too Bad Not her Actual Shit…Because I’d Smear That On My Face
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Famewhore in a Bikini of the Day
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Bill O’Reilly Thinks Christians are Most Oprressed Group
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Avengers Family Feud
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The Real Iron Throne
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Elsa Pataky Cleavage
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