Even though none of this really matters, you know these idiots who think they matter, because they have tits and an instagram, I am still going to spend my day looking at this nonsense, because I really have nothing else to do…
I figure if we were struck with natural disaster…humanity would re-establish itself, find itself and realize…..no one gives a fuck about a selfie when you’re fighting for survival…
So let’s stop being suburban, idiots just wasting away, and let’s start hoping for a natural disaster…because maybe we can collectively pull that together.
Here are some morning links…
Bill Gates Daughter Porn…Without the Porn
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It is a Sad Day for Gold Diggers Everywhere
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Kanye Walks on Water….
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Erin Heatherton on Dating Leo…
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is Amazing
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Tim McGraw Wants to Steal Your Gun
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Feed the Bearded Dragon
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Chris Hemsworth on the Future of Him with Marvel
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Tree Falls on the Chairlift
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Hilary Duff in a See Through at Coachella
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Robert Pattinson Dancing at Coachella
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